Asexuals, they exist!

[SFGate Article Link] Asexuals leave the closet, find community.

I guess I wasn't sure asexuals existed, but on the other hand, I am terribly misinformed about a lot of things. When I read the article, I was thus enlightened greatly. One thing which was explained is that asexuals seem to still have a gender preference, i.e. they can be straight or gay. They really prefer just not to have sex.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell Violator Rewards

Some rich gay folks should fund a don't ask, don't tell bounce back fund. If someone is discharged from military service for don't ask, don't tell, they not only get out of dangerous service, but they'll get a nice cushy job, trust fund to help them out for a couple years while they look for another job.

When the straights in the military hear about this, wouldn't they want to repeal the policy out of jealousy?

On the other hand, this would only serve to increase antagonism between straights and gays. Okay, maybe not such a good idea.